i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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