summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i out mim tonsoeep
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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