I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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I'm at about main and main street
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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