I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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