She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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