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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Randomize
