Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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