How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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