Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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