ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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