Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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