I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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