hell yes lets make some ravioli
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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