Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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