party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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being pregnant is like rehab
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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