We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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