So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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