yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm at about main and main street
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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did you just send me my own nude
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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