I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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