That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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