He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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