Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Even my vagina gasped.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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