I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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