So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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