Just mADE A PArabola og urine
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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