Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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