I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
