I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
