If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
as a side note pls kill me
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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