Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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