yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
