Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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