there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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