Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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