Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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