she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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