Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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