That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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