Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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