I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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