hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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