i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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