I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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