Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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