I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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