Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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