goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I think I just sharted jello shots
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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