Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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