just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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