some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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