Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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