4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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