I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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