My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
