I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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