But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
