I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and she was petting her beer can
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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