so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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